Fics which will get three comments a piece, if I'm lucky.

[seriousfic]

(One of them will just say "Good job.")

For some reason, I will want to write a fic where this happens

Bruce: Hey, Babs, guess what? Turns out I'm a sucky father and pretty much incapable of talking to someone who's been the slightest bit naughty without becoming a judgmental prick, so here's Cass.

Babs: LOL WUT?

***

Dinah: Honey, do you remember what happened the last time we adopted an Asian girl?

Babs: Are you talking about the time I let Lady Shiva on the team so you could go off and play Lady Shiva?

Dinah: Ummm...

Babs: Bird-Swap: Meet Your New Canary? DO NOT WANT. Anyway, boo, we'll be great parents!

Cass: Y HELO THAR!

Babs: Cass, good girls wear clothes when they want to drink orange juice. And all the time.

***

Cass: I was evil, OMG AAAAAANGST!

Barda: Yeah, I was evil too, no big.

Cass: BFF 4 EVAH! Let's play Wii!

Barda: ...Barbara had the talk with you about wearing clothes, right?

Sadly, I don't think there's much of an audience for Cass's Big Gay Adopted Family. ;_;

Also...

Quesada: LOL OMD!

Me: Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if we took the premise to its logical conclusion...

Peter: INVISIBLE WEDDING RING!

Felicia: I HERD U LIEK SEX.

Peter: FUCK YEAH SEX!

MJ: OH NOES!

Mephisto: I did it for the lulz!

Those all make sense, but... I also want to write a big Lord Bad Fic Avatar fic where Aang dies and Zuko goes undercover in the Fire Nation and has to sleep with Azula to prove his loyalty. I mean, c'mon, where does that come from?

Comments

[milleniumrex.livejournal.com]

I don't know about everyone else, but....

Waaaaaaaaants. :)

[greedyslayer.livejournal.com]

Undercover!Zuko FTW.

And I don't know about Zuko (ok, I'd imagine he'd be disturbed), but I'm pretty sure one of Azula's issues is a need/want for her brother.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

If only to see how much better she is than him.

...not helping, am I?

[mymatedave.livejournal.com]

I'd very much like this.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Cass's big gay adopted family...win.

Peter/Felicia, also win.

Azula/Zuko? *shudder*

[v5-vendetta.livejournal.com]

Cass's Big Gay Adoptive Family? Want. Want very much. Besides, it'd be hilarious.

Mephisto destroying a marriage for "lulz" is pretty much proof positive that he's an evil SOB. Then again, he is Mephisto, so it makes sense.

And screw Azula/Zuko. Azula/Katara is where it's at. What? If people can write Zuko/Katara fic, they can damn well write Azula/Katara!

[greedyslayer.livejournal.com]

Azula calling Katara a filthy peasant was rather hot, yes.

So basically, Azula/Katara>Zutara.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Babs: Cass, good girls wear clothes when they want to drink orange juice. And all the time.

LOL, no one is willing to let that go, are they?

[mcity.livejournal.com]

Cthulhu, I'm guessing.

[black13.livejournal.com]

"Cass, good girls wear clothes when they want to drink orange juice. And all the time."

Whu? What'd I miss?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

In the Outsiders, Chuck Dixon wrote Cass walking naked to the refrigerator to get herself some orange juice. While Grace and Thunder, who are in a canonically lesbian relationship, watched.

Honestly, the guy's a better femslasher than about 90% of fangirls and he doesn't even like Teh Gay.

[angel-gidget.livejournal.com]

You know? I think I would have preferred an adultery story to one more day. It just makes more sense for Peter to have a moment of weakness with someone like Felicia and have that lead to separation/divorce from MJ rather than this current retcon crap. I don't know if I would have been happy with said story. It still doesn't sound like something Peter would do, but it's something he would be more likely to do.