Fics which will get three comments a piece, if I'm lucky.

[seriousfic]

(One of them will just say "Good job.")

For some reason, I will want to write a fic where this happens

Bruce: Hey, Babs, guess what? Turns out I'm a sucky father and pretty much incapable of talking to someone who's been the slightest bit naughty without becoming a judgmental prick, so here's Cass.

Babs: LOL WUT?

***

Dinah: Honey, do you remember what happened the last time we adopted an Asian girl?

Babs: Are you talking about the time I let Lady Shiva on the team so you could go off and play Lady Shiva?

Dinah: Ummm...

Babs: Bird-Swap: Meet Your New Canary? DO NOT WANT. Anyway, boo, we'll be great parents!

Cass: Y HELO THAR!

Babs: Cass, good girls wear clothes when they want to drink orange juice. And all the time.

***

Cass: I was evil, OMG AAAAAANGST!

Barda: Yeah, I was evil too, no big.

Cass: BFF 4 EVAH! Let's play Wii!

Barda: ...Barbara had the talk with you about wearing clothes, right?

Sadly, I don't think there's much of an audience for Cass's Big Gay Adopted Family. ;_;

Also...

Quesada: LOL OMD!

Me: Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if we took the premise to its logical conclusion...

Peter: INVISIBLE WEDDING RING!

Felicia: I HERD U LIEK SEX.

Peter: FUCK YEAH SEX!

MJ: OH NOES!

Mephisto: I did it for the lulz!

Those all make sense, but... I also want to write a big Lord Bad Fic Avatar fic where Aang dies and Zuko goes undercover in the Fire Nation and has to sleep with Azula to prove his loyalty. I mean, c'mon, where does that come from?