What they would be saying, if there was a God:

Date: 2008-08-08 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
"We're proud to announce our lesbian relationship - even though we'll both continue to have sex with nerdy fans on the side - and the opening of our new free Web site, devoted to chronicling our sex lives with each other 24/7."
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Well, it's Amanda Bynes, not Hayden Planetarium, so Kristin Bell should be saying "While my Lesbian Friend Forever Hayden knocks Manolo Blahnik's with my sistah from a different mistah, Allison Mack, I'll be bringing the seventies back by 'swinging' with this inexplicably famous teenage girl. Peace in the Middle East."

Date: 2008-08-08 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
Hayden and Amanda should totally play sisters.

Who have incestuous lesbian sex with each other.

... As in my fantasies?

You know what? Let me start over ... hi! I'm Glenn Quagmire ...

Date: 2008-08-08 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
But Kristen Bell and Allison Mack could totally play fraternal twins. Who solve crimes together. It'd be like the Hardy Boys meets Sweet Valley Twins, only the sleepovers are more scantily-clad and they practice kissing on each other.



That is so damn wrong... but I can't bring myself to say it isn't right.

Date: 2008-08-08 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
Incest is only wrong if the people involved are unattractive.

Date: 2008-08-08 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Or if more than one generation is involved... yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you, legacy of Robert Heinlein! You and your strangely enjoyable but in no way faithful Starship Troopers movies!

Date: 2008-08-08 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
Dude. If Lynda Carter was YOUR mom? Come on. You'd THINK about it, at least.

Date: 2008-08-08 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Stepmom, MAYBE.

...it'd help if she wore the outfit. All women look at least 20% hotter in a Wonder Woman costume. It's science; you can't argue.

Date: 2008-08-08 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
The way I look at it is this:

If, just before I was about to have sex with Lynda Carter, I found out that she was my biological mother?

I would feign ignorance and do it anyway, and THEN, IF she found out later that I was her son, I would be all, "Oh noes, we are related? How could we have committed this taboo act? Then again, as long as we've already done it ONCE ..."

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