Plot bunny

[seriousfic]

After the events of OMD, Peter starts a relationship with Felicia (because if you're single and there's a cat burglar in skintight black leather who likes the cut of your jib, and by jib I mean penis, the only reason you'd have for not immediately getting together is an altogether ferocious level of gay on someone's part). Then Dr. Strange finally gets off his celestrial duff and fixes that whole timeline Mephisto offered. Shenanigans and angst (angstnanigans?) ensue.

It's possible the lines "But that's bigamy!" "Bigamy? That's big of you!" will be used. Because Peter has no shame. Absolutely none.

And hey, I'd finally have an excuse to post that completely fan-wanky (NOT LIKE THAT, PERVERT!) AU where Peter wakes up with a marrying urge and runs into Felicia before he can hit up MJ. Web-bondage: It's canon and it's spectacular.

Comments

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

It's possible the lines "But that's bigamy!" "Bigamy? That's big of you!" will be used. Because Peter has no shame. Absolutely none.

Is it wrong that I cracked up about that?

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I sniggered loudly like a 12yo boy at 'who likes the cut of your jib, and by jib I mean penis'

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

This sounds like the optimal ending. Especially if they all eventually work it out and have a polygamous relationship between the three of them. Which includes some MJ/Felicia 'girl time'