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[seriousfic]

So I got all this new stuff over Christmas to upgrade my computer with, and I’m thinking of going whole hog and just buying a whole new shell to put all the snazzy components in. Because I’ve heard you can buy a tower with the CPU and the motherboard and the memory already put in, so you just slide your drives and video card right in, bam, done—I’m playing Max Payne 3 on a badass gaming rid. I have the money, so it’s a question of making the splurge. Right now, I’m running a Intel Pentium Dual E2220 @ 2.40GHz, so… in computer terms, is that a busted-ass old POS?

Speaking of money, it occurs to me that I could take Wicked Stepmother and wipe the serial numbers off. You know, taking the best attributes of Once Upon A Time (people that look like Lana Parrilla, Jennifer Morrison) and jettisoning some of the detritus (the plot). Say… it’s about a vampire hunter who retires to start a family. Unbeknownst to her, the vampire queen has survived and, after changing her appearance, starts a plot to seduce the vampire hunter’s daughter and turn her into a creature of the night. Same great age-inappropriate relationship, more biting and sucking.

Well, that sounds really stupid when I put it like that. If only I had a way of knowing if lesbians would pay for something that’s really stupid, but has a lot of kinky sex in it.