The future of product placement

[seriousfic]

"When faced with a busy day of selling arms to Third World terrorists, I don't have time to sit around in a fancy restaurant and wait for a meal. That's why I order a Pizza Hut Meat Lover's Special for a lunch on the go."

[Shot of pizza] "With three toppings and beardsticks for only $7.99, the only way for you to get a better deal is to make the pizza yourself... IN A CAVE! FROM A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!"

[shot of Black Ops mercenaries] "And when I'm having a couple of friends over, I can get the Deluxe Deal. As many additional pizzas as we can eat for only three dollars a pop! With all the money I'm saving, who knows what I could afford..."