JESUS CHRIST NIKITA

[seriousfic]

Who said you could turn into the Brokeback Mountain of lesbian spy dramas all of a sudden? Like it wasn't enough in the first season finale when Nikita and Alex practically made-out right in the middle of their break-up, now you have the show's two biggest ciphers turn into geysers of feels and reveal themselves to be feuding lesbian divorcees to put OUAT's Swan Queen to shame, only instead of having Henry their gayby was Nikita herself (and lbr, vast improvement).

With intimate touching! And tearful confessions of love with a glass wall between them like Spock dying in Star Trek The Wrath of Fucking Kahn! WITH BOTH WOMEN SAYING "YOU BROKE MY HEART" OMG ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?

Why do your ladies have to be so fabulous and slashy and broken and in love, Nikita?

Comments

[mayireadtoday.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the heads-up -- I will now watch this episode.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yes! To everything you just said! Yes, yes, yes! There were SO MANY FEELS! Everything involving Nikita/Amanda was fucked up perfection last night. *can't even cuz of feels*

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I just want to write a fic where Nikita has her first honeypot assignment and she's freaking out because she's never been with a man before (I KNOW THAT IS UNREASONABLE BECAUSE SHE IS MAGGIE Q BUT IF ANYONE DESERVES VIRGIN-FIC IT IS THESE SUPER-NOVAS OF GAY FEELS) so Amanda calms her down and serves her tea and combs her hair and says they'll role-play and it's all ~touching~ and ~petting~ and sweet-lady-kisses like a Doccubus scene and Nikita is totally into it and she's just about to say I love you when Amanda goes "Your target won't have one of these" and straps on a dildo and deflowers Nikita who is all angsting because she thinks Amanda is oblivious but really Amanda is getting off on how completely in her thrall Nikita is but years later she'll wish she had just kept kissing Nikita and been with her for real because maybe then they could've joined forces and taken over Division and ruled the universe as princess and queen.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Fucking yes!

Please! Please! Please! Fic this. Make this real. Mine eyes want to feast on it forever and ever! Everything you wrote in that paragraph is perfect and beautiful and wonderful! AND ACCORDING THE SHOW PRETTY MUCH CANON! "You broke my heart" "I broke your hear? You broke my heart." indeed.

[angela627.livejournal.com]

not that anyone should be compared to Henry but wouldn't Alex be the Henry in this case? Except instead of using the child in between them as leverage they also fight over the love of the middle person in question.

We all know Amanda was really pissed off at Nikita in this episode because Alex chose Nikita in the last episode and blatantly shoved it in Amanda's face.

this show is just one big femslashfest, and I love it