BAAAAABAAAAAAAAY EPISOOOOOOOOOODE

[seriousfic]

Did we ever get a baby episode of Legend of the Seeker? It doesn't count unless the baby keeps the Seekerettes up all night with crying and then Cara holds him and he's all :D baby. And Zedd goes WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT and Cara death-glares him and Richard is quietly smug at Cara's maternalness and Cara death-glares him and Kahlan is all I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU MIGHT MAKE A GOOD MOTHER and Cara tiny-grins her. Then at the end they return the baby to his rightful parents and Kahlan is staring at the parents' cottage like MY OVARIES and Richard hugs her from behind and is like I THINK SOMEDAY WE'LL HAVE ONE OF OUR OWN :D:D:D while Cara is just standing there like SHIT WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO CUDDLE WITH and Zedd makes a joke about how he's glad he doesn't have to change diapers anymore, since he was the one who had to show everyone how to hold a baby because he was a father once.