Catherine has the advantage of a British accent, though.
I mean, I love Mary Jane, but a British accent is like an emphasizing modifier on any character - a forthright hero becomes very forthright with a British accent, just as an already badass villain turns into Satan himself when he's played by a Brit (see also: Alan Rickman in Die Hard), or a mildly silly character becomes completely ridiculous when played by a Brit..
Similarly, an already unattractive woman becomes AAAUGH MEDUSA if she has British teeth, just as an already hot black gal like Freema Agyeman becomes OMG I CAME when she has a cockney twang.
And a MILF, like Lis Sladen or Catherine Tate, becomes so superhuman in her MILFishness if she's a Brit that you can imagine Professor X recruiting them onto the X-Men, simply to bring their potentially world-destroying powers of MILFitude safely under control.
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Date: 2008-05-24 04:03 am (UTC)I mean, I love Mary Jane, but a British accent is like an emphasizing modifier on any character - a forthright hero becomes very forthright with a British accent, just as an already badass villain turns into Satan himself when he's played by a Brit (see also: Alan Rickman in Die Hard), or a mildly silly character becomes completely ridiculous when played by a Brit..
Similarly, an already unattractive woman becomes AAAUGH MEDUSA if she has British teeth, just as an already hot black gal like Freema Agyeman becomes OMG I CAME when she has a cockney twang.
And a MILF, like Lis Sladen or Catherine Tate, becomes so superhuman in her MILFishness if she's a Brit that you can imagine Professor X recruiting them onto the X-Men, simply to bring their potentially world-destroying powers of MILFitude safely under control.