On tumblr, there's this hugely popular crossover called Superwholock

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What if prestige shows did the same crossovers? Hell, Justified is already canonically the same universe as Karen Sisco, so...

INT. ART'S OFFICE - DAY

Raylan and Karen stand in front of Art's desk, managing to look like sassy GQ motherfuckers just standing there.

ART: It looks like Evil Neal McDonough is running circles around us. What we need is someone who has experience with this character!

RAYLAN: I know a guy...

EXT. OCEAN BEACH - DAY

Hank Dolworth and Britt Pollack are in their pool repair truck. Raylan leans against the door like he's pulled them over for speeding. Karen sits on the hood of Raylan's sedan.

BRITT: Look, thanks for getting me early release and everything, but Harlan County? That's a little outside our jurisdiction.

KAREN: We could always throw in a legit PI license. Leave a nice comment on your website.

BRITT: We have a website?

HANK: It's a Facebook page. And we'll take the case.

RAYLAN: Sure you don't want to tweet about it?

INT. AVA'S HOUSE -- DAY

Meanwhile, Ava is examining a meth rock under a magnifying glass. She turns to Boyd Crowder, gives him the nod.

BOYD: Well, my urbane friend, it would appear your drugs are all you claim to be. And seeing as how the Bennett clan's marijuana trade has gone up in a most negative smoke, it would see it's time to go into the meth business. You provide the meth, I'll provide the muscle. The only question is, what do I call you?

Across from him, a bald man puts on a black hat.

WALT: The name's Heisenberg. And you don't call me. I call you.

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I stopped before I got to Vic Mackie as an ex-cop vigilante, playing both sides against each other. That much awesome cannot exist in a single post.