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seriousficSo with tonight's preview of the Fox series Touch, in which Kiefer Sutherland plays a widower whose autistic son can rip off the movie Knowing predict the future with a series of significant numbers, I keep getting asked the same question. As a sufferer of Aspergers, a mild form of autism/excuse to be an asshole on the internet, can I foresee future disasters?
The answer is a qualified yes. I can see future disasters, but only mild ones, like the new season of American Idol, Courtney Stodden's marriage, and Community being taken off the NBC schedule. So if you're reading this, Kiefer Sutherland, whatever you do, don't go to see John Carter! It's not going to be a modern-day Star Wars! It won't capture the magic of the books' casual nudity or old-timey racism!
The answer is a qualified yes. I can see future disasters, but only mild ones, like the new season of American Idol, Courtney Stodden's marriage, and Community being taken off the NBC schedule. So if you're reading this, Kiefer Sutherland, whatever you do, don't go to see John Carter! It's not going to be a modern-day Star Wars! It won't capture the magic of the books' casual nudity or old-timey racism!
