This is going to sound weird. But you know what's weirder? Thing feet. Let's keep that in mind.

[seriousfic]

I know some of you most have Sherlock powers from watching What Not To Wear and whatnot, so you've got that Terminator vision where you look at people and see dress size, cup size, fashion sense. How much would you say Catherine Tate weighs? Maybe 130 pounds? I don't know, the Imperial system of measurement is so confusing!