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REEPICHEEP! He is a knight of Narnia and a mouse and he does not like to be called cute! HE IS ALSO IN CHARGE OF A SQUAD OF OTHER MICE KNIGHTS BECAUSE HE IS THE MOUSE CHIEF! AND HIS TAIL! HIS TAAAAAAAAIL!

ALSO SUSAN/CASPIAN!

AND THEN A GRIFFIN CARRIES A DWARF THAT SHOOTS PEOPLE WITH ARROWS!

AND THEN POSEIDON SHOWS UP!

AND THE GOOD DWARF FIGHTS THE EVIL DWARF!

AND ALL THE GIRLS GET BADASS ACTION CHICA MOMENTS, EVEN THE NINE-YEAR-OLD!

REEPICHEEP KILLS PEOPLE BY CUTTING THEIR ACHILLES TENDON AND THEN SLITTING THEIR THROATS!

EDMUND HAS BECOME THE LANCER OF THE FOUR-PERSON FIVE-MAN BAND AND HE IS A DEADPAN SNARKER WHO IS ALL PRAGMATIC AND HE IS THE KING BUT PETER IS THE HIGH KING AND PRINCE CASPIAN IS LIKE THE GREEN RANGER, WITH ASLAN AS ZORDON! NO, I DON'T KNOW WHO ALPHA 5 WOULD BE! MR. TUMNUS, MAYBE?

!

ALSO, AT THE END OF THE MOVIE IT TURNS OUT THE ENTIRE FILM HAS BEEN ABOUT PIRATES! THERE ARE NO NINJAS OR DENISE RICHARDS/NEVE CAMPBELL THREESOMES, BUT STILL! NINJAS! BADASS WARRIOR CHICAS, ONE OF WHOM IS PRETTY IN A LIKE THAT WAY! REEPICHEEP!

Date: 2008-05-16 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lurkslikefox.livejournal.com
Is that out in the states then? OMGsonotfair! It doesn't come out in the UK for over a month.

*sulks at the cultural imperialism of it all*

Date: 2008-05-16 09:40 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] htbthomas.livejournal.com
I'm thinking by the sheer amount of CAPSLOCK!SQUEE, that this is a good film? ;D

Date: 2008-05-16 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angel-gidget.livejournal.com
I WANT. NOW!

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