Onto porn!

[seriousfic]

This is an interesting read right here, not just because it's about a male porn star who avoids the usual "six-foot-five ex-con with a tribal tattoo and a shaved head" cliche (uhh... or so I've been told. By box_in_the_box), but because there is a female fandom for the dude. Like, on tumblr. Porn star fangirls just doesn't sound like a real thing, it's like something William Gibson would come up with for Keanu Reeves to deal with (oh, low blow, I know).

Also, I'm embarrassed to know the names of as many female porn stars as I do, even if it's because of stuff like them reading in elementary schools, (random thought process: joke about pornography > use of Lisa Ann as a punchline > "Shit, too niche, too niche!" > change it to Jenna Jameson. Everyone knows about Jenna Jameson. Ladies, I don't care who you are, your boyfriend has probably seen Jenna Jameson naked more times than you). So you can imagine my feelings about knowing Spider-Man XXX is played by Xander Corvus, which I only remembered because it validated my theory that porn is the one place your made-up spy name from sixth grade can come in handy. But anyway, if James Deen doesn't sound like he's smoked since conception, he probably should've gotten the job, since he appears to basically be a Peter Parker who shoots porn films instead of fighting the Rhino.