See previous note regarding lack of shame

[seriousfic]

Interviewed at Hall-Mark today and had to fill out a questionaire, which went something like this: "Do you do cocaine? Do you think it's okay to punch people? Are you sure you don't do cocaine? Maybe just something 'a little stronger' than marijuana? If someone hits you first, is it okay to hit them back?"

Now I'm wondering what kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland Hall-Mark stores once more that this questionaire was intended to weed out. Were there people doing bumps of cocaine in the greeting card aisle, getting into fistfights over who had kidnapped more young children, until finally one poor bastard laid dead, a Precious Moments figurine embedded in his skull, remembered only by his poor attendance record?

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[sienamystic.livejournal.com]

I worked at a Hallmark for a while, during the tail end of the Beanie Baby thing. Cocaine would have made it all easier to deal with, I must say.