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seriousfic"But was it the diamonds she was after, or the family jewels?"
Gossip Girl is Oracle.
Think about it. Gossip Girl is primarily interested in young, bicurious (c'mon. c'mON), beautiful young women of a certain ingenuity and independence. They often have connections to the drug trade, embezzlement, and... Chuck Bass. Just Chuck Bass (obviously, after the attempted rape in episode one, "Gossip Girl" sent Helena to have a talk with Mr. Bass).
When millionaire ward Dick Grayson and supermodel alien Kory Anders were dating, Barbara needed a way to keep track of them. So she created a website to track celebrity movements. What she didn't know then was that the site would prove massively popular, eventually providing the perfect front for Barbara to gain funds for her activities, gather information, and assess the future leaders of society.
And one day, the Gossip Girl site will give her proof that Ollie is cheating on her BFF. And then -- sweet revenge, followed by sweet loving.
Also, Barbara Gordon is Veronica Mars. Keith Mars moved to Gotham and changed his name to James Gordon, where he worked his way up to commissioner. The Killing Joke is propoganda. What really happened was Mr. Joker getting an introduction to A. Mr. Taser and B. Back-up.
After that... well, let's just say there's a reason Mistah J never wants to rev up his Harley.
Gossip Girl is Oracle.
Think about it. Gossip Girl is primarily interested in young, bicurious (c'mon. c'mON), beautiful young women of a certain ingenuity and independence. They often have connections to the drug trade, embezzlement, and... Chuck Bass. Just Chuck Bass (obviously, after the attempted rape in episode one, "Gossip Girl" sent Helena to have a talk with Mr. Bass).
When millionaire ward Dick Grayson and supermodel alien Kory Anders were dating, Barbara needed a way to keep track of them. So she created a website to track celebrity movements. What she didn't know then was that the site would prove massively popular, eventually providing the perfect front for Barbara to gain funds for her activities, gather information, and assess the future leaders of society.
And one day, the Gossip Girl site will give her proof that Ollie is cheating on her BFF. And then -- sweet revenge, followed by sweet loving.
Also, Barbara Gordon is Veronica Mars. Keith Mars moved to Gotham and changed his name to James Gordon, where he worked his way up to commissioner. The Killing Joke is propoganda. What really happened was Mr. Joker getting an introduction to A. Mr. Taser and B. Back-up.
After that... well, let's just say there's a reason Mistah J never wants to rev up his Harley.
