Bad news, everyone

[seriousfic]

So Bring It On XXX won the last poll by an overwhelming margin. I was really looking forward to reviewing it--Bring It On is the polar opposite of Glee into being a witty, feminist work, so seeing what porn had made of it seemed like it would make for a great review. Best-case scenario, it could be a Missy/Torrance fanfic acted out by people in the sweet spot between drug addiction and methface.

Imagine, just imagine, my disappointment when This Ain't Bring It On: A Porn Parody turned out not to be a Bring It On porn parody! It was just a collection of pornographic cheerleader vignettes, with no relationship whatsoever to the Kirsten Dunst classic. Now if I want Eliza Dushku pornography, I have to watch Dollhouse. Great!

Anyway, here's this poll over again. Hopefully, this time the porn industry will treat its porn parodies with the seriousness they deserve.

[Poll #1779131]

I'm honestly surprised we got through the last poll without box_in_the_box filibustering for Tron.

Comments

[ogdafunkle.livejournal.com]

Do both batman porn parody's cos I saw one of them but don't know which one it was and the one I saw was TERRIBLE!

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

I was tempted by Tron, but the odds that it's Tron 2, or that the female lead looks anything like Olivia Wilde are too slim to get too excited (although Tori Black is pretty close...)