Dearest Potterheads
Jul. 15th, 2011 05:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficHarry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2 is the last in the series. There is no sequel tease at the end of the credits because there is no sequel. There are also over ten minutes of credits, so in the time it takes you to discover this, hard-working ushers could be cleaning the theater of your filth so that would-be HP viewers, much like yourself three hours ago, can be let in and begin reading Harry Potter books while waiting for their Harry Potter movie to begin (good god). So please, while I hope that you've enjoyed the movie and have a wonderful day, GTFO.
However, Winnie the Pooh does have a post-credits sequence and talking animals, so if you take your kids to see The Zookeeper instead of it, Harry Potter, or even Monte Carlo, you're a horrible parent.
Lastly, I cleaned up a theater after it showed Harry Potter and found Red Vines and a pair of panties. What the hell have you Potterheads been doing?
However, Winnie the Pooh does have a post-credits sequence and talking animals, so if you take your kids to see The Zookeeper instead of it, Harry Potter, or even Monte Carlo, you're a horrible parent.
Lastly, I cleaned up a theater after it showed Harry Potter and found Red Vines and a pair of panties. What the hell have you Potterheads been doing?
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Date: 2011-07-15 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-15 11:30 pm (UTC)"OH GOD, TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"
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Date: 2011-07-16 04:19 am (UTC)INCEPTION
>What the hell have you Potterheads been doing?
More importantly, do you realize how great a setup line that last sentence was?