So I watched Monte Carlo

[seriousfic]

It's not a good movie, but neither is Transformers 3, and Monte Carlo has a much more tolerable level of Leighton Meester. And she alternates between being snarky and smiling, dancing, laughing... same principle as watching a cute cat video on the internet, only I don't want to have sex with a cat.


The exception that proves the rule.

1. Catherine Tate is in this movie.
2. Catherine Tate's cleavage is in this movie.
3. The Lost guy does the music, so every so often the soundtrack has a Jack Attack.

Also, I spent the entire movie thinking that Leighton Meester's love interest was Thor. And really, Thor and Blair Waldorf would be the ultimate power couple. He could deal with supervillains and she could deal with teenage girls, so between the two of them, they've got 95% of the universe's evil handled (sorry, teenagers, but Twilight? Really? Really?). And c'mon, who doesn't want to see Chuck just get smashed right the fuck in the face by the God of Thunder?

P.S. Yes, Leighton Meester and Ruby from Supernatural are totally gay for each other.

Comments

[beerbad.livejournal.com]

A couple months ago I saw a Cheetara burlesque act and it was fuckin' rad. And also hot.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

>2. Catherine Tate's cleavage is in this movie.

Oh, good, that was my deciding factor. Guess I'll find seven bucks and bus fare somewhere.

PS: [/joke]

[mcity.livejournal.com]

Re: PS: [/joke]

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

She wears this in her first scene.



Who's joking now?

Re: PS: [/joke]

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure why they didn't show that in the trailers. Tate is a lovely women with, if I may be so crude, excellent boobies, but the advertisers neglected to make use of that feature.

Now Gulliver's Travels...