To Whom It May Concern

[seriousfic]

I can understand why you would try to buy a ticket for an R-rated movie, and I even sympathize, as I feel the MPAA is basically a bunch of morons who deserve to be slapped around until their "standards" are at the very least not obviously hypocritical or flagrantly double standards.

However, for Plan "look old enough to buy tickets to R-rated movie and hope we don't get carded," I feel you would be best served by not wearing T-shirts for a local high school.

And whatever you do, don't wear two.