Now you've gone too far

[seriousfic]

My household has sugar-free, low-calorie syrup.

Isn't that rather missing the point of syrup? It's like orange-free orange juice!

Comments

[ash-in-your-eye.livejournal.com]

Yes. It also tastes and acts like brown tinted water.

[glemsydoodles.livejournal.com]

I have a concoction which beats that. Air-popped popcorn with Smart Balance butter substitute, and potassium chloride sprinkled on top.

(Yes, my dad is old.)