Smallville

[seriousfic]

Darkseid: And then, my dark minions, Apokolips will collide with the Earth. Those who have embraced Anti-Life will be spared. For the rest... oblivion. Nothing can stop us.

Desaad: Uh, Mr. Darkseid, sir?

Darkseid: What is it, lowly worm?

Desaad: What if someone pushed on Apokolips?

Darkseid: ...what?

Desaad: What if they pushed on it? You know, hard? Really put their backs into it?

Darkseid: It would be inconsequential. The seat of my ultimate power, the throne of all darkness and evil in the galaxy, could not be swayed by any mortal foolish enough to challenge me.

Desaad: Yes, of course sir, but what if... they pushed really hard?

Darkseid: Great Darkseid would obliterate any who dared, for merely the audacity of thinking me so weak. I will not tolerate--

Desaad: Yes, but they'd be pushing really, really hard.

Darkseid: Oh? Really, really hard you say? Well, that would foil my evil plan totally and defeat me forever. But really now, what're the odds?

Comments

[colonel-green.livejournal.com]

My favourite part is how Lex gets his mind wiped, thus rendering his entire participation in the series completely pointless.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

And done by fridging to boot. Something for all sexes to be offended by!

[jlvsclrk.livejournal.com]

LOL!