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Customer: Could you tell me where the monster is?

Me: The sad truth is, monsters aren't real in the sense that we can go find them. They lurk in the heart of each of us, waiting for us to compromise our ideals so they can push us down the slippery path to true darkness.

Customer: Monster energy drink.

Me: Aisle 14.

Date: 2011-01-01 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

Date: 2011-01-01 03:31 am (UTC)
morwen_peredhil: (anakin red looking evil - by mark_pierre)
From: [personal profile] morwen_peredhil
Ha!

Date: 2011-01-01 03:55 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-01 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcity.livejournal.com
With your permission, this would be the second time I've metaquoted you, I think.

Date: 2011-01-06 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liddle-oldman.livejournal.com
*actual real-life laughing*

Date: 2011-01-07 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baratron.livejournal.com
This is one of the funniest things I've seen on [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes this month!

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