Work

[seriousfic]

So I'm at work when this woman asks for some tenderloin. We're out on the shelves, so I go in back, bring some out, put 'em on the shelf. She looks at me and says "Did you know these chickens are brutally beaten and pumped full of hormones?"

I look back at her and say "They might've covered that in orientation, but I wasn't paying attention."

So okay, I didn't vote today (I live in Texas. Spoiler alert: Republicans win), but I did do my civic duty and snap on a hippie.