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[seriousfic]

So I decided to volunteer for gulf_aid_now. Charity! If you're reading this, you probably know my fandoms, so... pick something. If you're really that set on seeing Cara, Kahlan, and two Agiels, now would be the time. Just don't be creepy and ask for, like, Bruce/Jason or Darken Rahl raping Cara, because it's for charity. I don't want to write rape for charity. That's pretty much the point where you're living in a Tarantino movie, ain't it? I set the starting bid at three bucks for five hundred words, but knowing me, the finished fic will probably be more than that, depending on the prompt. Look, you can't just say Cara and Dahlia have become Kahlan 'Lady Rahl' Amnell's willing sex slaves, you have to set it up first! There needs to be backstory! We need to know Jennsen's thoughts on the matter!

Also, I got nominated for the World's Finest Awards for Duality, that old Batman/Superman story I never could quite finish. It's getting a lot of attention lately... wonder if anyone would care if I finished it? I mean, I'd like to get the Cara story finished up and maybe write some Rizzoli & Isles fic (crossover with Women's Murder Club. Threesome fic. It needs to happen!), but maybe the old muse still has some juice left for that. I mean, nothing much happens according to the plot outline. Bitter enemies forced to work together, undying confessions of love, the apocalypse... you know, same old, same old.





Sorry, ladies, still not as gay as last night's Rizzoli & Isles.

Comments

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

What? What on Earth about last night's Rizzoli & Isles was gay?

Unless you mean when they went jogging together or when Jane rubbed Maura's shoulder or when she moved her hand to Maura's thigh or when they had their lover's spat or when they drank beer out of the bottle or when Jane tried to give Maura gold-flecked chocolate as an apology/bribe or when they had their other lovers spat or when the men KNEW they were having a lovers spat or the fact that Maura brought "my friend Jane" as a date to her ex-boyfriend's house and then tried to teach her how to be proper or when Maura undressed fancy-dress!Jane with her eyes or when they watched two men kiss and wondered why they couldn't be that open.

But unless you mean that, I don't know what you're talking about.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Well, there was Jane going on a date with Maura and saying it reminded her of her junior prom. But other than that, no, my slash goggles must be on too tight.

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mean, sometimes you can really grasp at straws when it comes to mainsubtext.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, suppose I'd better take these off.

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

~laughs~ No, no, leaving them on will only help things, I'm sure! :D

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I always wondered what would happen if someone tried to make a mainstream TV show with as much Unresolved Sexual Tension as Bones or Castle. And now I know.