Research: Blood of the Fold Chapter 15
Jul. 19th, 2010 01:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficOh joy, another villain chapter. It's been 170 pages and Kahlan is still, I don't know, waiting at the bus stop, but we're not missing a single second of the bad guy being evil. So Brogan accosts a duchess and casts magic on her by means of Ye Olde Snappe.
I cast her gnomon into a sunless glen,
and pull this soul beyond its umbra's ken.
I never knew magic owed so much to bad Scrabble hands. Anyway, using nipple magic... which is of course magic that can only be detected by checking a woman's nipples, so it should probably have stayed in either a Benny Hill sketch or an 80s sex comedy.
Not to be confused with Pain Slut Cheerleader, which of course inspired the character of Cara.
So Brogan puts the duchess under mind control and then gives her to one of his men to rape, since he's too boring to have a single redeeming characteristic. And on top of a garbage heap at that, just for that extra touch of class. Because I guess you can't be a fanatical witch-hunter and also respect women.
I cast her gnomon into a sunless glen,
and pull this soul beyond its umbra's ken.
I never knew magic owed so much to bad Scrabble hands. Anyway, using nipple magic... which is of course magic that can only be detected by checking a woman's nipples, so it should probably have stayed in either a Benny Hill sketch or an 80s sex comedy.
Not to be confused with Pain Slut Cheerleader, which of course inspired the character of Cara.
So Brogan puts the duchess under mind control and then gives her to one of his men to rape, since he's too boring to have a single redeeming characteristic. And on top of a garbage heap at that, just for that extra touch of class. Because I guess you can't be a fanatical witch-hunter and also respect women.
