Why, oh why, are there not more aliens popular in the DCU? Because having really truly aliens around leads to wonderful fic like this.
Koriand’r opens her mouth to say hello, this bubble-bodied xenomorph who I’ve seen sucking face with my ward in all the gossip columns, and all I hear is “I’ve had your boy’s penis in my mouth. It was yummy.” Later it turns out that was what she said.
Oh my God. Just...I love this, so much.
Barbara smiles at me and says “It’s kind of flattering, thinking he had to go out of this world to top me.”
Awwwww. Good for Barbara.
He thanks me and neither of us tear up, not even a little.
Me neither. Just...a little dust in my eye, that's all.
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Date: 2007-12-30 03:08 pm (UTC)Koriand’r opens her mouth to say hello, this bubble-bodied xenomorph who I’ve seen sucking face with my ward in all the gossip columns, and all I hear is “I’ve had your boy’s penis in my mouth. It was yummy.” Later it turns out that was what she said.
Oh my God. Just...I love this, so much.
Barbara smiles at me and says “It’s kind of flattering, thinking he had to go out of this world to top me.”
Awwwww. Good for Barbara.
He thanks me and neither of us tear up, not even a little.
Me neither. Just...a little dust in my eye, that's all.
*sniffles*
Beautiful.