"This is like getting to eat out at a fancy restaurant every month, then suddenly having to eat gruel for weeks on end." "If I'm the fancy restaurant you're eating out, what's the gruel in this metaphor?" "Masturbation." "See, you can practice that. I love dinner and a show."
LOL, this bit is hilarious! Hell, the whole fic just made me laugh like crazy! And then my family was looking at like I'd lost it!
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Date: 2010-07-12 10:45 pm (UTC)"If I'm the fancy restaurant you're eating out, what's the gruel in this metaphor?"
"Masturbation."
"See, you can practice that. I love dinner and a show."
LOL, this bit is hilarious! Hell, the whole fic just made me laugh like crazy! And then my family was looking at like I'd lost it!