Plot bunny eating my brain

[seriousfic]

I've got two chapters off to the beta in the Cara trilogy-ender. Cara/Angst is still an OTP. Now I'm consumed with thoughts of what to write to get away from all the whomp. I've got this harebrained idea of Kahlan getting broken by the Mord'Sith and Cara having to nurse her back to health (Cara not on the receiving end of h/c? STRETCH!) and because of the trauma, Kahlan and Richard can't make it work and Kahlan can also handle Agiels and oh you see where I'm going with this (hint: the cooch). I'm just afraid I'm going to get yelled at by hordes of fen in red leather for not realistically depicting the process of healing from magical pain-dildo torture (hint: it involves spooning).

I blame all of you who read a perfectly respectable fic about Cara and Kahlan having rough sex and then went and asked for Agiel!sex.