Date: 2010-06-30 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
As I've said to friends before, there needs to be more novels about Jesus fighting dragons.

Of course if you take the hippie cool guy approach to Jesus, it would probably be less of a fight and more of a mild confrontation.

Dragon: "Raaar I am fierce and possibly a sexual metaphor! I burninate your village!"

Jesus: "Hey man."

Dragon: "Oh shi-"

Jesus: "What the hell is this, Dragon?"

Dragon: "Hey Jesus you don't even know. I got problems man. Like real problems."

Jesus: "This is not cool, man."

Dragon: "Yeah okay I know. I know. But man I have all these issues, and this stuff..."

Jesus: "You could've called me, man. You could've called."

Dragon: "Fuck, man, I know. I know I shoulda called."

Jesus: "Well come on let's go give my dad a call and see if he can't straighten this shit out. No more burninating and shit, dude."

Dragon: "Yeah okay."
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