FIERCE

[seriousfic]

This will be terrible and we will love it. New rule: If a 3D movie doesn't feature Milla Jovovich jumping out of a building, guns akimbo, blasting zombies with her ladyfriends, THEN IT IS WASTING A DIMENSION.

Same goes for any poster that has floating heads instead of Milla Jovovich jumping out of a building, guns akimbo. ANY POSTER looks better with Milla Jovovich. Can this be proven with science?





Try watching Secondhand Lions now without waiting for Milla Jovovich to shoot Haley Joel Osment while dropkicking the lion.

Comments

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Fuck yes! Everything is better with Milla J. And I really can't wait to see the new RE movie. Even if it does suck ten kinds of ass, I'll love it just for the sexy ladies. And zombies are my thing.

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

Milla J is way hot and zombies are awesome. About her shooting Haley while dropkicking the lion- priceless.

[greyandgold.livejournal.com]

Great poster, I wonder what Milla could do for The Secret Garden. She would bust through shrubbery, guns akimbo of course!