They should've sent a poet!

[seriousfic]

Sorry to spam you, f-list, but I think we can all agree that this COULD NOT WAIT.




Forget Rachel Berry/Idina Menzel, CLEARLY what the world needs is a guest spot by Claudia Black as Cara's special lady friend (sorry, kneejerk) mom sister cool aunt. And for some reason they both have to pretend to be princesses? And compete with each other at princessing?

This is what you would see if you X-rayed my heart right now.

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[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

Actually, this makes me think that I would like to officially nominate the actress who plays Cara to play, um, Emma Frost. YOU KNOW THIS WILL WORK.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Fun fact: BFF Bridget Regan is a natural redhead.



YES, I JUST WANT TO SWAP THE ENTIRE X-MEN CAST OUT FOR LEGEND OF THE SEEKER, WHAT?

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

You mean Kahlan's magical shiny, shiny hair that deserves its own fandom just like Sherilyn Fenn's eyebrows is...not real?

Also, I'm drawing a line at Richard playing Scott. I will not stand for that.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Your mind makes it real.

And Craig Horner playing Cyclops would make him ten times better. FACT.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

Or it would just bring back the memories of a time when I hated Scott Summers with the burning intensity of a million supernovas. Do you want me to hate one-half of my OTP?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, I don't think Richard would leave the love of his life for random hotness/old girlfriend/random hotness who looks like old girlfriend. Thus, his insertion would only imrpove the DNA of Cyclops' character.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Also, you fangirl Max "charisma singularity" Evans. There is no room to talk for you.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

How dare you even IMPLY that I have anything but burning hatred for Max Evans?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Uh, hello, you ship him? How can you want a character to get laid and also hate his guts?

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

I'm complicated like that. :)

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

And no one understands you 'cept your woman?

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

I have not read X-Men, so I do not know who exactly Emma Frost is, but I fully believe that Tabrett can play any superhero. *nods*

Crash course

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

She also once killed a horse as part of a Xanatos Gambit. It was awesome.

Re: Crash course

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

She also once killed a horse as part of a Xanatos Gambit. It was awesome.

How have I never heard of this before? Did it happen after my boycott started? Or before I read comics?

A horse named Butterrum

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Probably before. And it was part of a plan to make a young woman fall in love with her be her bitch I cannot think of a non-gay explanation for Emma's actions.

Re: A horse named Butterrum

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

I forget how gay Emma was before Scott, but her attempts to lure young girls into her House of Ambiguous Morality never cease to amuse me. On the other hand, she should totally try to turn everyone into a version of herself because the world would then be a better place. ;)

I think she only succeeded with Monet. <3

Re: A horse named Butterrum

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

It really is a shame that Movieverse!Emma will probably never interact with EllenPage!Kitty. It would be glorious.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

Emma Frost is the only character I know who combines seductive-and- morally-ambiguous, unashamedly bitchy, HBIC, *and* broken bird all into one insanely awesome character. <3 And while I haven't seen the actress in anything else, from what I have seen, she would work very well. Sigh, I want this to happen so much.

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

That sounds...very much like Cara. Tab's got some great range, but I know for sure she can play that. ;-)

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

fembuck suggested Jessica Marais, the actress who plays Denna. Well, she does look good being sexyass/badass in white leather...

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

Fabulous connection! I love Australia/New Zealand and their cracky blonde princesses. SO MUCH.

[distractedone.livejournal.com]

Oh, Emma. <3 -sighs- I'm just going to pretend I didn't read "X-Men Origins: Emma Frost" today.

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

Is it true that Cara's a bi woman who DOESN'T leave her girlfriend for a man?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

That is, indeed, completely true!

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

Wait.

What?

When was Cara introduced? Are their male characters on the show who are single?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they're old and unpretty, so they don't count. However, the guest stars are young and female, so Cara's got that shit. Locked. Down.

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?

I haven't even seen the show and I now am leaning towards liking it.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

It also has this.