Adventures in reading
Apr. 2nd, 2008 10:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficMe: Heh heh, Pippa and Felicity are so gay for each other.
Lesbian Subtext: Uh, yeah, about that? I haven't been completely honest with you.
Me: Dude! Felicity's first use of magical power was to summon a naked Amazon to teach her stuff! Pippa insisted on being the woman when practicing dancing (which is just the Victorian handporn version of practicing kissing anyway). Felicity's most overriding desire is to dance with Pippa for all eternity! And we watch Doctor Who, we know what dancing means!
Lesbian Subtext: Not disputing any of that, but... I'm not subtext.
Me: You mean...
Lesbian Text: Yup.
Me: OMGWTFLGBT!
Gemma: Hmmm... could it be that I'm gay for Felicity as well?
Me: STOP THAT! YOU'RE GETTING FANON IN CANON! IT'S FREAKING ME OUT! This is like Dumbledore being gay, TIMES A BILLION!
Lesbian Text: You're complaining?
Me: Well, no, but a little warning next time. Proper authors don't do this. You don't see me watching Buffy and suddenly finding Buffy in bed with another woman.
Lesbian Text: Uh, yeah... about that...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously, canon... all my canon? It's nice when you include slash in your maintext... in fact it's super-special-awesome... but it's also kind of weird. It's like your mom making you your favorite breakfast. Does this mean I have cancer or something?
Lesbian Subtext: Uh, yeah, about that? I haven't been completely honest with you.
Me: Dude! Felicity's first use of magical power was to summon a naked Amazon to teach her stuff! Pippa insisted on being the woman when practicing dancing (which is just the Victorian handporn version of practicing kissing anyway). Felicity's most overriding desire is to dance with Pippa for all eternity! And we watch Doctor Who, we know what dancing means!
Lesbian Subtext: Not disputing any of that, but... I'm not subtext.
Me: You mean...
Lesbian Text: Yup.
Me: OMGWTFLGBT!
Gemma: Hmmm... could it be that I'm gay for Felicity as well?
Me: STOP THAT! YOU'RE GETTING FANON IN CANON! IT'S FREAKING ME OUT! This is like Dumbledore being gay, TIMES A BILLION!
Lesbian Text: You're complaining?
Me: Well, no, but a little warning next time. Proper authors don't do this. You don't see me watching Buffy and suddenly finding Buffy in bed with another woman.
Lesbian Text: Uh, yeah... about that...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously, canon... all my canon? It's nice when you include slash in your maintext... in fact it's super-special-awesome... but it's also kind of weird. It's like your mom making you your favorite breakfast. Does this mean I have cancer or something?
