Maybe it could be her long-lost twin sister?

[seriousfic]

So Resident Evil: Afterlife will be Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, and Sienna Guillory fighting zombies. That is... very gay. If only there were some way to get Michelle Rodriguez in on this. I know she died in the first movie, but... c'mon, it's Resident Evil. Would anyone care if she showed up? "I thought you died," someone might say, then she'd turn to them, pump a random shotgun, and reply "I didn't" in a really bitchy tone.

Also, when they do the commentary track, can Tabrett Bethell just... show up and start talking about killing things and pain and whatnot? It would help me cope. Just because you lose a hand, doesn't mean you can't get a hook put in and have the most awesome pirate costume of all time come Halloween.

That is, half-pirate, half-ninja, split costume right down the middle like a Two-Face suit, thus illustrating the duality of man. No I haven't had much sugar today, why?

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[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

This movie needs to come out, like, yesterday. For reals.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Guillory's back? Shit yeah!



I loved Jill so I was legit bummed when it seemed like she wasn't going to be in the movie.

Also, when they do the commentary track, can Tabrett Bethell just... show up and start talking about killing things and pain and whatnot? It would help me cope.

*seconds this like whoa*

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

If I imagine that in the background of every commentary track, Tabrett Bethell and Bridget Regan are cuddling quietly, it's like the show never ended! *sobs*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I imagine that in the background of every commentary track, Tabrett Bethell and Bridget Regan are cuddling quietly



This is a beautiful thought *wipes tears from eyes* It warms my heart *soft sigh*

I think I'm still in a state of denial over the show ending. I know it's madness but every day I kind hope I'm gonna check my f-list and see a super fonted post about it being picked up. *and the tears are back*

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Well, you never know...

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

Wow, I so have to see that RE movie. *guh* I totally approve of your Michelle Rodriguez addition.

Can Tab show up on, like, every commentary track ever? I need mooooar of her.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

Oooo! Sienna Guillory's return has convinced me to indulge in this crack some more. I shipped Jill/Alice hard. <3

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Resident Evil is like the last piece of chocolate cake or something. You know you shouldn't, but there are zombies and it's in 3D and Milla Jovovich.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

But zombies are actually like...vanilla icing on a chocolate cake, WHICH TAKES AWAY FROM THE AWESOME.

And...it's 3D?

Speaking of Milla Jovovich, shouldn't we, um, have a group watch for "Ultraviolet?"

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Shush. Maybe you don't believe in zombies anymore, but without them, the Resident Evil movies would be all cannibals and evil dogs.

And I don't know if there are enough "what is this I don't even" for a rewatch of Ultraviolet. But it would be GLORIOUS.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

Alice fighting the evil zombie dogs was a lot more interesting than the zombies just wandering around. I believe the dogs posed a greater threat. Obviously.

And I'm dying just thinking about an "Ultraviolet" rewatch. It'd be like this, but for the entire ninety minutes. <3

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Oh God, all the related videos are porn. I don't know if they're grouped together based on production values or writing.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

The music. Obviously.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

And clearly it couldn't be the dialogue. "Oh God, harder!" would be like David Mamet compared to Generation X.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

Naturally, I have no idea who David Mamet is, but I'm no longer googling things referenced by you.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

He's a famous playwright. And I warned you about NAMBLA. And your chief complaint there was that it was sexist!

[joran.livejournal.com]

This post is so glorious and yes, I want it too, and the David Mamet comments just add that perfect surreal twist.

Or do they.

[tempest819.livejournal.com]

And I warned you about NAMBLA. And your chief complaint there was that it was sexist!
ROFL!!!! ***wipes tears from eyes***Obviously I don't know what the previous converstaion was all about, but that sentence just made me spit out my morning coffee!