Maybe it could be her long-lost twin sister?

[seriousfic]

So Resident Evil: Afterlife will be Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, and Sienna Guillory fighting zombies. That is... very gay. If only there were some way to get Michelle Rodriguez in on this. I know she died in the first movie, but... c'mon, it's Resident Evil. Would anyone care if she showed up? "I thought you died," someone might say, then she'd turn to them, pump a random shotgun, and reply "I didn't" in a really bitchy tone.

Also, when they do the commentary track, can Tabrett Bethell just... show up and start talking about killing things and pain and whatnot? It would help me cope. Just because you lose a hand, doesn't mean you can't get a hook put in and have the most awesome pirate costume of all time come Halloween.

That is, half-pirate, half-ninja, split costume right down the middle like a Two-Face suit, thus illustrating the duality of man. No I haven't had much sugar today, why?