April Fools!

[seriousfic]

Men think Helen Mirren is sexier than Megan Fox.

Wait, what? Well, I'll admit, Helen Mirren doesn't have a fugly Marilyn Monroe tattoo, but come on.

Fuck it, here's a cat macro.

Comments

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

I voted for Helen. Megan needs to eat more chicken.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Helen Mirren: Better brain, better boobs, better body, and more than 40 years of experience in fucking over Megan Fox.

One of these women starred in Caligula. One of them starred in Transformers. Gee, I wonder which one is going to be the better lay.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised that you would think that, just that you're the majority opinion. It's like finding out that America would rather fuck a blue Thundercat than Olivia Wilde... but, officially.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Checking the linked interview with Dame Helen, I'm pretty damn sure the results are, as you indicated, an April Fool's joke.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I never underestimate the freakiness of internettastes. It's as if there's a statistically significant percentage of men who see a beautiful women, know they don't have a shot in hell with her, and so fixate on how she has odd thumbs or isn't a size zero, and thus is an ugly hag... all while masturbating furiously to her.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Dude, they quoted Helen Mirren as referencing Brett Favre. If that's not a huge neon sign saying LIE in big red letters, I don't know what is.

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

"It's as if there's a statistically significant percentage of men who see a beautiful woman, know they don't have a shot in hell with her, and so fixate on how she has odd thumbs or isn't a size zero, and thus is an ugly hag... all while masturbating furiously to her."

Actually, I'm sorry. I don't see what the big fuss over Megan Fox is all about. No.. I'm not jealous. Trust me. I have to say that because every woman who happens to "not like Megan Fox" is supposedly extremely jealous over her. Not the deal over here. I think they made too much of a fuss over her and I don't think she has much talent. I know that Megan Fox fans are going to scream at me now, but that's just my opinion.

[rann.livejournal.com]

I don't find her all that hot either, really. Physically she's pretty nice, but you can open any "guy" magazine and find girls that are hotter. I know that some of it is the perception that she's a huge nerd and so it's like "OMG HOT NERD GIRL LET ME WORSHIP YOOOOOU!", but I dunno... something about it seems phony.

I'd be willing to bet most of her nerdishness is a put-on, because she just seems like one of those women who really know how to cynically use their looks and claim interests to manipulate people. Her "nerd cred" comes off like she's looked into this stuff just enough to be able to spout off factoids for interviews, knowing that it would make her worshiped among the people that see giant robot movies ten times, and that the crowd that would worship her just for being hot wouldn't care. She's just trying to increase her market share, really.

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I sooooo agree with you here.

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

Blue cats are sexy?

I AM A PERV AND PROUD OF IT!!!

[(Anonymous)]

So...who will write the Helen Mirren/Megan Fox femslash fic? You know, the one where Helen teaches Megan ALL about sapphic lovin'. That fic.

(BTW, Helen and Megan are both HOT in my book, even if i am jealous as hell about Meg's perky killer breasts lol)