A refresher course on Chase, the kind of vampire we used to have before those damn Twilight books!

[seriousfic]

So, a lot of you didn't watch Blade: The Series (hence it being canceled, I guess) and yet there's a big audience for people who want to see to see a Blade/Hollows crossover. Maybe it's because Chase would saunter into town and have Ivy eating out of her hand (...yeah... hand...) like that. Then Rachel would be all "NOES! THEY BE TAKING MY IVY! I am very concerned that she might start drinking blood and turning to the Dark Side and BOO, GIRLFRIEND-STEALING HO!" So she'd try to intimidate Chase into leaving, but Chase would turn it around on her and say she'd only leave if Rachel either slept with her or let Chase drink her blood.

Something something Rachel/Ivy/Chase threesome. In the morning Chase is gone, having resolved another gay panic. "Who was that mysterious bleached blonde?"

SO. Just out of fairness for all of you who are wondering what the hell I'm talking about... Chase the HBICiest Vampire: An Image-Heavy, Sex-Heavy Pictorial Review.



Please ignore the filenames, I ate a lot of sugar one day and thought Chase was Emma Frost and Krista was Jean Grey. It was awesome.



Everyone, meet Chase. She has boobs. Chase, can you find the dirty thoughts about you?



Very good!



And everyone, this is Chase's special lady friend, Krista.


Chase: DO WANT!

Chase likes her special lady friend a lot.


Chase: DO WANT!

Some people like petting cats or dogs, but Chase knows a special lady friend is most fun to pet!


Krista: Don't know if I want :|

And while no one would ever eat a cat or a dog, a special lady friend is a lot of fun to eat!



If you're her special lady friend, Chase will watch you sleep so she can say “good morning!” when you wake up, but only so you’ll make her breakfast.



Chase doesn't want you to think she only appreciates one aspect of you. She likes both dem boobs...



And dat ass!



And Chase likes boys too!



But don't push it.



And don't think that Chase doesn't worry about you, girl.



If you're having problems, Chase will be happy to bitch slap them out of you. That's how good a friend she is.



If you weren't her friend, she would just bitch-kick you to the curb.



If you piss off her special lady friend, Chase will probably give you a stern talking-to.



In conclusion, Chase: The only vampire so badass she wears a cross. She probably orders garlic on her pizza just because.

You've seen the gifs, now read the fic!

Comments

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! I like Chase. XD

[dharma-slut.livejournal.com]

Whoo! Pleased to make your acquantance, ma'am!

[melborousse.livejournal.com]

that was brilliant - I so love Chase for all of that xD

thanks for making me laugh, I really enjoyed it :)

take care,
mel.

[blackgrl71.livejournal.com]

i would metaphorically bow at anyone's feet if they did a Chase/Ivy X-Over. what an awesome idea & why hadn't anyone thought of it already?! or have they? if they have direct me at once to this fic. i loved this series... i didn't think it would last on that testosterone driven network SPIKE-- it should've been an FX production. thanks sincerely for the memories.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Well, Chase and Ivy do get it on in this.

[blackgrl71.livejournal.com]

oh, i meant to respond to say i'd planned to voraciously read your fic--- i'm thoroughly looking forward to it.