And now some random celebrity quotes
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seriousficRihanna: "I'd love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there's nothing hotter than that... Megan Fox would play my girlfriend - hands down. She's yummy. She's hot."
You know what would be even better? Kristen Stewart playing Megan Fox's gay assassin girlfriend. That would be the easiest screenplay ever.
Kristen: *blank stare*
Megan: *blank stare*
Kristen: I love you.
Something: *explodes*
Honestly, though, you can't just talk about a lesbian fling with Megan Fox and expect attention. Really now, gay or straight, who wouldn't want to tap that? I'm pretty sure even Kurt from Glee has fantasies about Megan Fox. No, Rihanna, you really have to take it to the next level if you want to make it in the dog-eat-dog world of femslash RPF. Like Zoe Saldena!
Interviewer: Do you enjoy roles that require you to run around and shoot a gun?
Zoe Saldana: Like you wouldn’t believe. It turns me on in a way that I shouldn’t be saying. It’s not the guns that turn me on, though—-it’s seeing women in a commanding position. It’s boring to always play the victim. [In sobbing victim's voice] “Rape me! I’ll have your child!” Eff that! Why don’t you have my baby and wait at home while I go kill some motherfuckers?
Yeah, I've got nothing. Zoe Saldena just said it turns her on to shoot guns, dominate people, and knock other women up. You'll notice she's only saying this after starring in a movie with Michelle Rodriguez. I bet filming Avatar was some fun, crazy shit going
Holy crap, when did Sigourney Weaver become Kai?
You know what would be even better? Kristen Stewart playing Megan Fox's gay assassin girlfriend. That would be the easiest screenplay ever.
Kristen: *blank stare*
Megan: *blank stare*
Kristen: I love you.
Something: *explodes*
Honestly, though, you can't just talk about a lesbian fling with Megan Fox and expect attention. Really now, gay or straight, who wouldn't want to tap that? I'm pretty sure even Kurt from Glee has fantasies about Megan Fox. No, Rihanna, you really have to take it to the next level if you want to make it in the dog-eat-dog world of femslash RPF. Like Zoe Saldena!
Interviewer: Do you enjoy roles that require you to run around and shoot a gun?
Zoe Saldana: Like you wouldn’t believe. It turns me on in a way that I shouldn’t be saying. It’s not the guns that turn me on, though—-it’s seeing women in a commanding position. It’s boring to always play the victim. [In sobbing victim's voice] “Rape me! I’ll have your child!” Eff that! Why don’t you have my baby and wait at home while I go kill some motherfuckers?
Yeah, I've got nothing. Zoe Saldena just said it turns her on to shoot guns, dominate people, and knock other women up. You'll notice she's only saying this after starring in a movie with Michelle Rodriguez. I bet filming Avatar was some fun, crazy shit going
Holy crap, when did Sigourney Weaver become Kai?
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Date: 2010-01-04 10:38 pm (UTC)Avatar is going to go down in history as the perfect storm of fandom wank, for combining problematic racial issues with the most aggressive mainstreaming of yiffing I've ever seen. People who used to make fun of furries before will look back and realize how good they had it, before alien smurfcats took fetishes and fursecution to a whole new level.