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seriousficI have it on a reliable authority that there is a Saved By The Bell porno. Ignoring the obvious questions (Does Zach call time-outs during sex to snark at the audience? Does Jessie have sex on caffeine pills? "I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO... EXCITED!" Is Screech involved? IS HIS ROBOT ROOMMATE INVOLVED?), this does make one wonder where the porn industry can go next.
I say, Dexter. Retitled "Dickster" (c'mon, porn industry, how is anyone supposed to take you seriously if you just call your porn "This Ain't Schindler's List!" instead of "Schindler's Fist"?), it'll be like MILF Hunter, without the MILFs. After all, he already has them naked and tied up. *jumps out window*
Oh, and the deadpan voiceovers stay.
I say, Dexter. Retitled "Dickster" (c'mon, porn industry, how is anyone supposed to take you seriously if you just call your porn "This Ain't Schindler's List!" instead of "Schindler's Fist"?), it'll be like MILF Hunter, without the MILFs. After all, he already has them naked and tied up. *jumps out window*
Oh, and the deadpan voiceovers stay.
