Who would you go gay/straight for?

[seriousfic]

You know, if I had to do a guy, I mean had to, I'd do David Tennant. Because imagine how much fun it would be to go through all the Doctor Who smut and comment "That's not what having sex with David Tennant is like. I'd know."

Of course, you could do the same with Robert Pattinson and tweak the Twihards, but c'mon, I have my dignity.

ETA: Sorry, bisexuals, you don't get to play. But then, you do get to watch all porn like it's lesbian porn. When you watch Original Sin, you get both the Banderas and the Jolie! What are you even complaining about? Lucky bastards...

Comments

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

I'd "go straight" for Johnny Depp. Simply because he's Johnny-freaking-Depp. And he's always struck me as at least slightly fruity himself, so... *grin*

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Does that even count? We all know Johnny Depp would make a really good-looking woman.

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

I wanted to leap into answering this question, but then my brain kinda shut down when I realized again that hey, I'm bisexual.

But, just for the record? Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

HA. I CAN TOTALLY PLAY.

I'd go asexual for Jack Black.

[morwen_peredhil]

Hmm. If I had to go gay, I think I'd pick Christina Hendricks.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

BUT WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO BEING STRAIGHT?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Bisexuals get two? You're gaming the system!

[derawr.livejournal.com]

I don't get to play? Aw, darn. :'(

That's ok, I guess. I'm not very good at playing anyway. There are too many pretty people to choose from...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I've seen Nacho Libre and I can totally believe that Jack Black would drive a woman past lesbianism to asexuality.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I have not seen Nacho Libre. I was too scared.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Jack Black IS Napoleon Dynamite IN Mexican Wrestler!

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Hmm... you're right. Now I'm not sure who I'd go straight for. =/ Lol!

I know who I'm ghey for, though. Says so in my icon. *g*

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Mmm... nice pick.

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

SO MANY CHOICES. I can't pick between Rosario Dawson, Moon Bloodgood, Kristin Bell or Naomie Harris.

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

"BISEXUALS GET TWO!" will be my new battle cry, I think.

[rann.livejournal.com]

Well FINE! I'm gonna go make my own meme! With blackjack! And hookers!

... In fact, forget the meme!

[belle8472.livejournal.com]

I'd go gay for Allison Mack. She's so cute, and has the patience of a saint, if her run on Smallville is any indication.

[bitta2sweet.livejournal.com]

I wanna play!

I pick Neil Patrick Harris. Girlfriend is hot, and then both sides would be impressed with me.