Ladies and gentlemen, your attention puh-leaze

[seriousfic]

You all remember when I said that Jennifer's Body would be the Femslash Second Coming, and then it turned out to be CANON, BITCHES? Well, get ready for the Third Coming. The season premiere of Legend of the Seeker is going to turn the lesbo-gay dial up to eleven, and in case you don't believe me, I have not one, not two, but five pieces of evidence to prove it!





The caption here should be

A. "I'm here for the gang bang."

B. "You gonna get raped."

C. "Nobody expects the Mord'Sith! Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, lesbian make-out sessions..."






Charisma Carpenter = Surprisingly FIERCE on her own.

Now let's add another bisexual dominatrix assassin and see what happens.






Badass poses: Ur doing it rite!





Well, that went from subtext to supertext in a hurry.







I have no idea what's going on there, only a theory...

"Canz it be hugs tiem nao?"

"No!!!"

Comments

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Is it horrible that I've already read a script for this episode? I can't wait to see the scenes from above play out in real time. Gah... so many braingasms to be had. :)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

*wipes tear from eye*

Um, I love you for posting this.

I've never typed this before, but "I cannot wait for Legend of the Seeker!"

[chlavis333.livejournal.com]

Wowz I can wait to see Carisma Carpenter as a Mord Sith! And is that the blonde red haired girl from GI Joe? I know I'm horrible w/ names.

[(Anonymous)]

WOULD YOU BELIEVE... I found you all via LOTS sites? As tghey say in another franchise: "Fascinating."

And you DO know Jolene Blalock is also signed to recur, not just guest star ...

http://dadt.com/lots/news/2009_10_12.html

[greyandgold.livejournal.com]

I feel all disoriented with all the blatant femslash - all the shinny is hurting my eyes. What is this? What's going on? Where am I?

[(Anonymous)]

Ummm... that bloody bath scene with poor Charisma?

Check out this leaker VIDEO while it's still up... you can see why blondie is pissed and nekked ... (she's Tabrett Bethel, BTW)...not from GI Joe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu8T3rsnaa0

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry:
[url] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu8T3rsnaa0 [/url]