We solved the case!

[seriousfic]

So apparently my brother ate my pizza. It was in retaliation for (he claims) a sandwich of his I ate back in, IDK, '98? Yeah, my brother holds a grudge longer than the Palestinians.

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[greyandgold.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a long seething revenge...must have been one heck of a sandwich.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Which means it was probably PB&J.

The_Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

My gf is like that too.
Lurker: Baby, why are my white socks pink now?
Lurk's GF: I must have put my red shirt in the wash...you know, the one you HATE!
Lurker: What red shirt? I don't hate your shirts.
Lurk's GF: You told me you liked the green one better. I remember!
Lurker: When was that?
Lurk's GF: Our second date.
Lurker: You mean our second date...4 YEARS AGO???
Lurk's GF: Yeah! Enjoy your pink socks!
Lurker:...