Ugh

[seriousfic]

Someone actually ordered a ticket for All About Steve today by saying "I want to know all about Steve."

Look, it's bad enough you're watching it, but do you have to be PROUD too?

Comments

[morwen_peredhil]

People are actually going to see All About Steve?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW! It's like the opposite of internet brain-horror. On the internet, you find out that there are such a thing as furries. In the real world, you find out that people actually do watch All About Steve.

[chickenbird.livejournal.com]

5%

Yeah, that's about right.

The_Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

Hollywood press conference. A reporter is speaking.
REPORTER: Mr.Zombie ( Halloween 2 ), Mr.Bay ( Transformers 2 ), Mr.Lucas and Spielberg ( Indy 4 ), you wanted us here to tell us why your most recent movies suck ass so much, right?
ROB ZOMBIE: Correct.
MICHAEL BAY: We did it on purpose.
REPORTER: But, why? That dosen't make any sense!
GEORGE LUCAS: It was so that the world would be prepared for...
STEVEN SPIELBERG: ...ALL ABOUT STEVE!!! (All hell breaks loose in the studio.)

The_Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

Did you see the trailer for Jennifer's body? Meg is trying to out-dyke Sienna and Rachel LOL
Nice try, Meg, but it just cannot be done. But feel free to try as hard as you can. Every actress should aim for that goal. LOL

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I can't help but wonder if it was "All About Stephanie"(a movie about an well-intentioned man whose overly-enthusiastic attentions towards a largely uninterested women are construed as being stalkerish), would it even have made it past the pitch meeting?