Alright, Twilight faddiness, you've gone too far

[seriousfic]

On the other hand, werewolves get everywhere by turning hairy and running there, thus saving them a spooky amount on car insurance. And the eternal rivalry continues.

(Frankenstein can't get insured, as being assembled out of dead tissue with an abnormal brain animating you is a pre-existing condition.)

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The_Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

A little of my soul died with seing this ad...then you resurected it with your funnies lol Sparkly vampires?...vampires...That...SPARKLE!!! That is the true origin of the madness of Micheal Myers in H2. That and a white-dyed Bad Horse from Dr Horrible LOL

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

Also, Frankenstein's monster can't get house insurance for love nor money. Something about a high incidence of flaming mobs . . .

i kid you not

[miims.livejournal.com]

there is book(La Vida Vampire) where vampire agrees learn to fly so she can save some gas money =)
but it's pretty much just romantic novel with some vampires (but isn't they all)