Are we sure there wasn't a stork involved? Storks can make mistakes.

[seriousfic]

Would you trust a stork to deliver your mail, even?

I swear to God, when I move out of the house, I am not going to see anyone in my family for at least fifteen years. There is just no common ground there. I could have more fruitful conversations with armadillos.

My sister is a drug addict, my other sister likes Twilight unironically, my brother is addicted to online games, and I'm pretty sure my parents are the kind of people who would buy a "Can We Still Call It The 'White' House?" bumper sticker.

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[distractedone.livejournal.com]

....That's how I basically feel about my family too. *sighs*

Do you make fun of the sister who likes Twlight? Lols.

[ash-in-your-eye.livejournal.com]

You are NOT alone.

However much I love my family, and I do love them, my relationship with them is at its best when we live in different states.