True story, swear to God

[seriousfic]

The good news: I saw a girl wearing this T-shirt at work today.

The bad news: She had a boyfriend.

Also, for God only knows what reason, my theater has a bubble machine to promote G-Force, that movie I still refuse to believe isn't a Tracy Jordan joke on 30 Rock. Why does G-Force get a bubble machine and not, say, Up? No idea. But then, if I had a bubble machine, I'd use it to promote anything, up to and including Schindler's List.

We also have hamster balls full of popcorn to promote, uh, popcorn I guess. As someone who has owned a gerbil who had a hamster ball... I don't think I'll be able to eat popcorn for a week. Really, what's the message there, 'our food is as clean as something used by an animal that uses its carpet as a toilet'?

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[chickenbird.livejournal.com]

I had previously decided the only way to successfully sit through G-Force was by pretending it's a Tracy Jordan movie rather than a Tracy Morgan one.