From Russia With Love

[seriousfic]

And now, some Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye picspam. Well? Because she's hella pretty and she was in the awesome Goldeneye videogame and don't get me started on the killer thighs. I can't believe the Bond people wanted to do a Jinx spin-off instead of a Xenia Onatopp spin-off. Plus, she gives Bond the most awesome bitch-face ever.





A picture is worth a thousand 'bitch, pleases'.






Xenia enjoys her cigars. We enjoy her enjoying her cigars.









"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Mr. Bond."

"That’s from Q branch. It’s really a flamethrower."

"Not really what I was getting at. Da."





Xenia also enjoys guns. Do we enjoy her enjoying guns? Yes. We do.







The depraved, bisexual, sadomasochistic assassin. A harmful stereotype? Yes. Unf? OMGYES.

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Xenia Onatop. This was my first introduction to the fabulous Famke, and still one of my favorite roles of hers. Xena was so delicious.

The depraved, bisexual, sadomasochistic assassin. A harmful stereotype? Yes. Unf? OMGYES.

This.

Also, bisexual???? Was I seriously young enough when I saw this that I totally missed out on this? Subtextual or textual?

I guess I'm gonna have to watch Golden Eye again.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Xenia was FIERCE before FIERCE was FIERCE.

And in the novelization they say that she wants to get her freak on with Natalya. Which, sorry Pierce Brosnan, but who would choose you over Famke?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Xenia was FIERCE before FIERCE was FIERCE.

This is truth. She awakened my love of FIERCE and it is a love that still burns strong today. Xenia was the original cool.

And in the novelization they say that she wants to get her freak on with Natalya.

And suddenly I want to read this novelization. Because, like you say, Pierce is cool and all, but Xenia Natalya would have been hot hot sex. Sorry, HOT HOT sex (the capital letters are imperative)

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Or Xenia/Vesper. HotdirtybadwrongcomforthateSEX while Vesper was being blackmailed by Quantum.