From Russia With Love

[seriousfic]

And now, some Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye picspam. Well? Because she's hella pretty and she was in the awesome Goldeneye videogame and don't get me started on the killer thighs. I can't believe the Bond people wanted to do a Jinx spin-off instead of a Xenia Onatopp spin-off. Plus, she gives Bond the most awesome bitch-face ever.





A picture is worth a thousand 'bitch, pleases'.






Xenia enjoys her cigars. We enjoy her enjoying her cigars.









"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Mr. Bond."

"That’s from Q branch. It’s really a flamethrower."

"Not really what I was getting at. Da."





Xenia also enjoys guns. Do we enjoy her enjoying guns? Yes. We do.







The depraved, bisexual, sadomasochistic assassin. A harmful stereotype? Yes. Unf? OMGYES.