Randomly...

[seriousfic]

If you're a straight woman and you write a BOOK about having sex with women, you might want to look up bisexuality in the dictionary.

On the other hand, I can totally imagine Dinah buying this book for Barbara. "Look, Babs, it's, like, so RELEVANT!" Cue eight-hour mission to Mongolia where Dinah tries to figure out where she went wrong.

Comments

[mightbefound.livejournal.com]

...ahahahaha.

Oh, Dinah. Don't ever change.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Dinah tends to forget that the hair color is a dye.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Sorry, busy imagining a copy of it ending up on Themiscyra. You know, before Amazon's Attack, which I'm still trying to pretend doesn't exist.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I think it could've caused Amazons Attack. Or at least a thriving tourist industry. "Queen Hippolyta, even their heterosexual women have lesbian sex!"

The next day, Tina Fey gets an Amazon Honor Guard, whether she likes it or not.

[galamb-borong.livejournal.com]

Crikey. It's the "I'm straight I just have gay sex" brigade. Straight means you do not go around having gay sex after the merest sip at the champagne glass! Bi-curiosity isn't an ingredient in Everclear.

It's even funnier when people self-describe this way during sex. Yes, real life is stranger than fiction.

[rann.livejournal.com]

At least that brigade is easier to understand and get to the root of than the "I'm gay I just have straight sex" brigade.

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

giggles... oh man, I had a girl who kissed me while drinking... on multiple occassions have a warding me off" OMG your bi!?!?! What's that like?" to me, my answer was obvious "like you after you've had two glasses of wine."

Oh alcohol... *shakes head* but during sex? snicker... I would fall out of bed laughing... it would ruin the mood if there was one.

[galamb-borong.livejournal.com]

Actual words:

"I think there are gay guys, and then there are straight guys who just feel more comfortable having sex with men - like us."

It kind of killed the mood. Delusional is fine, but if you can't feel irony, I'm a bad match!