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Eddie Blake: Hey Sally... how about a kiss for your faithful teammate?

Sally Jupiter: I already said no, Eddie!

Eddie Blake: Oh really?

He unzips his pants. A blue glow fills the room.

Eddie Blake: How do you spell that?

Sally Jupiter: (overjoyed) Y-E-Sex!



Dr. Manhattan condoms. Guaranteed* to stop unwanted pregnancies and STDs.

*Guarantee not valid in the event of tachyon interference.

Date: 2009-03-14 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] potatoko.livejournal.com
Not guaranteed not to give you cancer, however.

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